It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money. – Elinor Goulding Smith
If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family. – Lawrence Housman
I always preferred to hang out with the outcasts, cause they were cooler they had better taste in music, for one thing, I guess because they had more time to develop one with the lack of social interaction they had! – John Hughes