Quote by Sloane Crosley
Air travel is the safest form of travel aside from walking even th

Air travel is the safest form of travel aside from walking even then, the chances of being hit by a public bus at 30,000 feet are remarkably slim. I also have no problem with confined spaces. Or heights. What I am afraid of is speed. – Sloane Crosley

Other quotes by Sloane Crosley

Since graduation, I have measured time in 4-by-5-inch pieces of paper, four days on the left and three on the right. Every social engagement, interview, reading, flight, doctors appointment, birthday and dry-cleaning reminder has been handwritten between metal loops. – Sloane Crosley

Category:
Birthday
Read Quote

I think a lot of humor is about distracting yourself. Pretend youre not trying to make it funny. Because for some reason the effort to be funny smells like sulphur in our culture. – Sloane Crosley

Category:
funny
Read Quote

Its funny. People often compare me to other humor essayists. Theyre usually quite nice comparisons I will accept those gladly. But I am always sort of appalled at the idea of being lumped with other, more chick-y female writers. And the truth is probably that neither comparison is accurate. – Sloane Crosley

Category:
funny
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Travel
category

All of my friends are animal people. To me, cats are people, too. Animals are people, too. I travel a lot and when I go overseas, its really hard on me because the animals are treated much differently, especially in developing countries. – AnnaLynne McCord

Category:
Travel

The good news is that real-world hands-on conservation is alive and well and catching on across the America I travel. – Ted Nugent

Category:
Travel

I hope that Ill be hot for a long time so I can make a lot of money, I can retire early, and just travel. Hopefully that will happen. – Kristin Cavallari

Category:
Travel

I enjoyed working as a model a lot as it let me travel and I got to do some really interesting projects. – Patricia Velasquez

Category:
Travel

Random Quotes

I can get myself awfully worked up, just as a fine sentence or paragraph can send me into shivery rapture. – Steve Almond, “Night of the Living Freak,” Candyfreak: A Journey through the Cho

Category:
Quotations

I have the courage of my convictions. – Brigitte Bardot

Category:
Courage

Satire lies about literary men while they live and eulogy lies about them when they die. – Voltaire

Category:
Men

The lack of health care coverage has remained very important to me during my time in Congress and as a member of the House Subcommittee on Health, I am working hard with my colleagues to correct these inequalities. – Paul Gillmor

Category:
Health