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Quote by Charlie Sheen
But you cant focus on things that matter if all youve been is asle

But you cant focus on things that matter if all youve been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know. – Charlie Sheen

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Its not an act. I love it. Its totally original. People go, Whats going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I dont know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with a new brain. – Charlie Sheen

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Love
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Ive got volumes on how not to behave. Ive got more information now than a guy should have at my age. – Charlie Sheen

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Age
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Im sorry, man, but Ive got magic. Ive got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time – and this includes naps – Im an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground. – Charlie Sheen

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I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming. – Demetri Martin

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I dont mean to be funny. – Yogi Berra

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Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting. – Tucker Carlson

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The mark of highest originality lies in the ability to develop a familiar idea so fruitfully that it would seem no one else would ever have discovered so much to be hidden in it. – Goethe

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Reject hatred without hating. – Mary Baker Eddy

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I grew up watching all these crazy movies, European movies and stuff, and I guess that I always laughed at things that were a little more offbeat. – Louis C. K.

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People with bad consciences always fear the judgment of children. – Mary McCarthy

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