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But you cant focus on things that matter if all youve been is asle

But you cant focus on things that matter if all youve been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know. – Charlie Sheen

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The only thing Im addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent. – Charlie Sheen

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Success
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Charlie Sheen
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Im sorry, man, but Ive got magic. Ive got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time – and this includes naps – Im an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground. – Charlie Sheen

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Poetry
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Charlie Sheen
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Its funny – I read that women look to chiseled-faced guys for one-night stands, and to round-faced guys for marriage. When Im rounder in the face, I like to say, This is my long-term look. Or This is my wife-and-kids look right here. – Garrett Hedlund

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funny

If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth. – Logan P. Smith

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funny

I havent spoken to my wife in years. I didnt want to interrupt her. – Rodney Dangerfield

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funny

I have no idea what Im going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny. – Don Rickles

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funny

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Technology has allowed us to have more drought-resistant crops. The spotty nature of drought, the spotty nature of rains can sometimes result in better yields than anticipated. – Tom Vilsack

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Maybe you will be afraid and maybe you will fail, but the courage to take risks in any part of your life is, I feel, a very worthwhile way to live. – Emile Hirsch

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Today, like every other day, we wake up empty and frightened…. Let the beauty we love be what we do. – Rumi, as interpreted by Coleman Barks

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