Quote by Charlie Sheen
But you cant focus on things that matter if all youve been is asle

But you cant focus on things that matter if all youve been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know. – Charlie Sheen

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I think what drove me insane for a long time is feeling like I hadnt earned most of what I achieved because it came so fast. – Charlie Sheen

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Im 0 for 3 with marriage – the scoreboard doesnt lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers. – Charlie Sheen

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I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my knowledge of what I went through accessible. – Charlie Sheen

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Keep smiling — it makes people wonder what you’ve been up to. – Author Unknown

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