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But you cant focus on things that matter if all youve been is asle

But you cant focus on things that matter if all youve been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know. – Charlie Sheen

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Its not an act. I love it. Its totally original. People go, Whats going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I dont know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with a new brain. – Charlie Sheen

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Heres the good news. If I realize that Im insane, then Im okay with it. Im not dangerous insane. – Charlie Sheen

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As kids were not taught how to deal with success were taught how to deal with failure. If at first you dont succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what? – Charlie Sheen

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Its funny, I do try to maintain health. I started doing Bikram yoga which is that hothouse yoga, the 105 degrees yoga for 90 minutes. Its great, you purge out all the sweat and youre drinking water. – Bryan Cranston

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