Quote by Charlie Sheen
But you cant focus on things that matter if all youve been is asle

But you cant focus on things that matter if all youve been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know. – Charlie Sheen

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I just dont want to live like I used to. And at some point, Im going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. Ive got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future. – Charlie Sheen

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I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger sometimes. And I dont think people are ready for the message that Im delivering, and delivering with a sense of violent love. – Charlie Sheen

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