Quote by Garrison Keillor
A lovely thing about Christmas is that its compulsory, like a thun

A lovely thing about Christmas is that its compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. – Garrison Keillor

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God writes a lot of comedy… the trouble is, hes stuck with so many bad actors who dont know how to play funny. – Garrison Keillor

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The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year. – Johnny Vegas

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When I was 12, all I wanted for Christmas was a trampoline or a four-wheeler. I ended up getting both presents for Christmas. – Chris Brown

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Im going to take the kids away over Christmas but I dont, Ive written 14 musicals now, I dont want to rush into doing something just for the sake of doing it. I want to do it when I find a story. – Andrew Lloyd Webber

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The sharpest memory of our old-fashioned Christmas eve is my mothers hand making sure I was settled in bed. – Paul Engle

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