Quote by Garrison Keillor
A lovely thing about Christmas is that its compulsory, like a thun

A lovely thing about Christmas is that its compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. – Garrison Keillor

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The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. – Garrison Keillor

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Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected. – Jimmy Cannon

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One Christmas my father kept our tree up till March. He hated to see it go. I loved that. – Mo Rocca

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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. – George Carlin

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I can understand people simply fleeing the mountainous effort Christmas has become… but there are always a few saving graces and finally they make up for all the bother and distress. – May Sarton

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