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Quote by Garrison Keillor
A lovely thing about Christmas is that its compulsory, like a thun

A lovely thing about Christmas is that its compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. – Garrison Keillor

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You taught me to be nice, so nice that now I am so full of niceness, I have no sense of right and wrong, no outrage, no passion. – Garrison Keillor

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Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average. – Garrison Keillor

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Men
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They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that Im going to miss mine by just a few days. – Garrison Keillor

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sad
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So many people release albums before Christmas and they get lost in the Christmas rush. – Bonnie Tyler

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Christmas

I dont want to see people decorating a house or digging a garden. As for guys like Jonathan Ross, he got an award there last Christmas. What for? He doesnt sing, dance or tell jokes, does he? – Ian St. John

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Christmas

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark. – Dick Gregory

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Christmas

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time. Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs? – G.K. Chesterton

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Christmas

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In the total darkness, poetry is still there, and it is there for you. – Abbas Kiarostami

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If Germany is to become a colonizing power, all I say is, God speed her! She becomes our ally and partner in the execution of the great purposes of Providence for the advantage of mankind. – William Ewart Gladstone

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The sky is the limit. You never have the same experience twice. – Frank McCourt

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Recently I heard a wise guy story that I had a party at my home for twenty-five men. Its an interesting story, but I dont know twenty-five men Id want to invite ta a party. – Joan Crawford

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