Quote by Garrison Keillor
A lovely thing about Christmas is that its compulsory, like a thun

A lovely thing about Christmas is that its compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. – Garrison Keillor

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Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people. – Garrison Keillor

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Christmas is a time to open our hearts to God and his gifts. Just like the rest of the year. – Author Unknown

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Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven. – April Winchell

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Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts. – J.L.W. Brooks

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The perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect! – Charles N. Barnard

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Look at the average American diet: ice cream, butter, cheese, whole milk, all this fat. People dont realize how much of this stuff you get by the end of the day. High blood pressure is from all this high-fat eating. – Jack LaLanne

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God Almighty never intended that the devil should triumph over the Church. He never intended that the saloons should walk rough-shod over Christianity. – Billy Sunday

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