One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs. – Josh Billings
The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way. – Josh Billings

One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs. – Josh Billings
The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way. – Josh Billings
Men mourn for what they have lost women for what they aint got. – Josh Billings
Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland. – Josh Billings