One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs. – Josh Billings
The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the moral scale than an angleworm. – Josh Billings
Always live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so. – Josh Billings
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. – Josh Billings
Ive been looking at some video clips on YouTube of President Obama – then candidate Obama – going through Iowa making promises. The gap between his promises and his performance is the largest Ive seen, well, since the Kardashian wedding and the promise of til death do we part. – Mitt Romney