Quote by Mark Twain
It is best to read the weather forecast before praying for rain. -

It is best to read the weather forecast before praying for rain. – Mark Twain

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It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. – Mark Twain

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On cable TV they have a weather channel — 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window. – Dan Spencer

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It was one of those hot, silent nights, when people sit at windows, listening for the thunder which they know will shortly break; when they recall dismal tales of hurricanes and earthquakes; and of lonely travellers on open plains, and lonely ships at sea, struck by lightning. – Charles Dickens, Martin Chuzzlewit, Chapter XLII

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The weathercocks on spires and housetops were mysterious with hints of stormy wind, and pointed, like so many ghostly fingers, out to dangerous seas…. – Charles Dickens

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Referring to the bad sun conditions in left field at the stadium: It gets late out there early. – Yogi Berra

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What did the taxpayers get out of the Obama stimulus? More debt. That money wasnt just spent and wasted – it was borrowed, spent, and wasted. – Paul Ryan

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