It is best to read the weather forecast before praying for rain. – Mark Twain
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain

It is best to read the weather forecast before praying for rain. – Mark Twain
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain
Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. – Mark Twain
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. – Mark Twain
It was one of those hot, silent nights, when people sit at windows, listening for the thunder which they know will shortly break; when they recall dismal tales of hurricanes and earthquakes; and of lonely travellers on open plains, and lonely ships at sea, struck by lightning. – Charles Dickens, Martin Chuzzlewit, Chapter XLII
We must then build a proper relationship between the richest and the poorest countries based on our desire that they are able to fend for themselves with the investment that is necessary in their agriculture, so that Africa is not a net importer of food, but an exporter of food. – Gordon Brown