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It is best to read the weather forecast before praying for rain. -

It is best to read the weather forecast before praying for rain. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. – Mark Twain

Category:
Carpe Diem
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Mark Twain
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We could use up two Eternities in learning all that is to be learned about our own world and the thousands of nations that have arisen and flourished and vanished from it. Mathematics alone would occupy me eight million years. – Mark Twain

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Math
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Other Quotes from
Weather
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If you dont like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes. – Mark Twain

Category:
Weather

My favorite weather is bird-chirping weather. – Terri Guillemets, “April morning on the patio,” 1988

Category:
Weather

The Westerly Wind asserting his sway from the south-west quarter is often like a monarch gone mad, driving forth with wild imprecations the most faithful of his courtiers to shipwreck, disaster, and death. – Joseph Conrad

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Weather

I love snow, snow, and all the forms of radiant frost. – Percy Bysshe Shelley

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Weather

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One positive command he gave us: You shall love and honor your emperor. In every congregation a prayer must be said for the czars health, or the chief of police would close the synagogue. – Mary Antin

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My humour has always come from anger, but I have to make sure I dont just get angry and jump on a soapbox. – Carl Hiaasen

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No power in society, no hardship in your condition can depress you, keep you down, in knowledge, power, virtue, influence, but by your own consent. – William Ellery Channing, 1838

Category:
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Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls its funny. – Shahrukh Khan

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funny