The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires. – Dorothy Parker
I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three Im under the table,
After four Im under my host! – Dorothy Parker
He Robert Benchley and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery. – Dorothy Parker
In my cranky old age, I actually prefer recording alone now, on The Simpsons, for example, because I find that the director can just focus on what Im doing and I can do a lot of variations. A lot of times, when I record with a group, Ill stay after class for another hour or two. – Hank Azaria