Quote by Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphe

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires. – Dorothy Parker

Other quotes by Dorothy Parker

He Robert Benchley and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery. – Dorothy Parker

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Office
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I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three Im under the table,
After four Im under my host! – Dorothy Parker

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Toasts
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A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers. – Author Unknown

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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. – Doug Larson

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Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough. – Earl Wilson

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I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck

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Schools are not intended to moralize a wicked world, but to impart knowledge and develop intelligence, with only two social aims in mind: prepare to take on ones share in the worlds work, and perhaps in addition, lend a hand in improving society, after schooling is done. – Jacques Barzun

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Unless we do his teachings, we do not demonstrate faith in him. – Ezra Taft Benson

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I dont think that the feminist movement has done much for the characters of women. – Doris Lessing

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Judge not according to appearance, but judge righteous judgment. – Bible