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Quote by Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphe

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires. – Dorothy Parker

Other quotes by Dorothy Parker

He Robert Benchley and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery. – Dorothy Parker

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Office
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Dorothy Parker
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I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three Im under the table,
After four Im under my host! – Dorothy Parker

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Toasts
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Dorothy Parker
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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck

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A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does, and about two years after he thinks he does. – Lewis B. Hershey, News summaries, 31 December 1951

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The teenager seems to have replaced the Communist as the appropriate target for public controversy and foreboding. – Edgar Friedenberg, The Vanishing Adolescent

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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. – Doug Larson

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My faith doesnt go over real well in Hollywood. – Jim Caviezel

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Our impartiality is kept for abstract merit and demerit, which none of us ever saw. – George Eliot

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The world would be a very sad place if readers could only love one story. – Sylvia Day

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