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Quote by Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphe

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires. – Dorothy Parker

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He Robert Benchley and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery. – Dorothy Parker

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Office
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Dorothy Parker
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I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three Im under the table,
After four Im under my host! – Dorothy Parker

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Toasts
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Dorothy Parker
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If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. – Al Bernstein

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The average teenager still has all the faults his parents outgrew. – Author Unknown

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A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers. – Author Unknown

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Mother Nature is providential. She gives us twelve years to develop a love for our children before turning them into teenagers. – William Galvin

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