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Quote by Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphe

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires. – Dorothy Parker

Other quotes by Dorothy Parker

He Robert Benchley and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery. – Dorothy Parker

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Office
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Dorothy Parker
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I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three Im under the table,
After four Im under my host! – Dorothy Parker

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Toasts
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Dorothy Parker
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A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers. – Author Unknown

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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. – Doug Larson

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Teenagers

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough. – Earl Wilson

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I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck

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Unless we do his teachings, we do not demonstrate faith in him. – Ezra Taft Benson

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Judge not according to appearance, but judge righteous judgment. – Bible

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