Quote by Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphe

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires. – Dorothy Parker

Other quotes by Dorothy Parker

He Robert Benchley and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery. – Dorothy Parker

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Office
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I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three Im under the table,
After four Im under my host! – Dorothy Parker

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Toasts
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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck

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When the boy is growing he has a wolf in his belly. – German Proverb

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The best substitute for experience is being sixteen. – Raymond Duncan

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The average teenager still has all the faults his parents outgrew. – Author Unknown

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