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Quote by Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphe

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires. – Dorothy Parker

Other quotes by Dorothy Parker

He Robert Benchley and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery. – Dorothy Parker

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Office
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Dorothy Parker
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I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three Im under the table,
After four Im under my host! – Dorothy Parker

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Toasts
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Dorothy Parker
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Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough. – Earl Wilson

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A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does, and about two years after he thinks he does. – Lewis B. Hershey, News summaries, 31 December 1951

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A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers. – Author Unknown

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Little children, headache; big children, heartache. – Italian Proverb

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We cant afford to sacrifice another generation of American children to bureaucratic politics. Weve got to get it done. The future, the health, the life – our nation depends on it and its just foolish to think or act otherwise. – LeVar Burton

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I want to warn anyone who sees the Peace Corps as an alternative to the draft that life may well be easier at Fort Dix or at apost in Germany than it will be with us. – Sargent Shriver

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