Quote by Dorothy Parker
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphe

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires. – Dorothy Parker

Other quotes by Dorothy Parker

And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned; The calmer, I, to see it true That ways of love are never new- The love that sets you daft and dazed Is every love that ever blazed; The happier, I, to fathom this: A kiss is every other kiss. – Dorothy Parker

Category:
Love :: Kisses
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I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three Im under the table,
After four Im under my host! – Dorothy Parker

Category:
Toasts
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Other Quotes from
Teenagers
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Mother Nature is providential. She gives us twelve years to develop a love for our children before turning them into teenagers. – William Galvin

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Teenagers

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough. – Earl Wilson

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Teenagers

The teenager seems to have replaced the Communist as the appropriate target for public controversy and foreboding. – Edgar Friedenberg, The Vanishing Adolescent

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Teenagers

Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other. – Laurence J. Peter

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Teenagers

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When nature made the blue-bird she wished to propitiate both the sky and the earth, so she gave him the color of the one on his back and the hue of the other on his breast. – John Burroughs

Category:
Birds

Trip over love, you can get up. Fall in love and you fall forever. – Author Unknown

Category:
Anniversary

Instinct is the nose of the mind. – Delphine de Girardin

Category:
Intuition

Music became a healer for me. – Eric Clapton

Category:
Music