Dorothy Parker's Quote - I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three

Quote by Dorothy Parker

I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three

I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three Im under the table,
After four Im under my host! – Dorothy Parker

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