I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three Im under the table,
After four Im under my host! – Dorothy Parker
He Robert Benchley and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery. – Dorothy Parker
It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard. – Dorothy Parker
And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned; The calmer, I, to see it true That ways of love are never new- The love that sets you daft and dazed Is every love that ever blazed; The happier, I, to fathom this: A kiss is every other kiss. – Dorothy Parker