The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature. – Andy Rooney
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do dont need to be done. – Andy Rooney

The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature. – Andy Rooney
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do dont need to be done. – Andy Rooney
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. – Andy Rooney
I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you dont return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldnt want that to happen, would you. – Andy Rooney
Brits and Americans have hundreds of different phrases for the same thing. Luckily, its usually a source of amusement rather than frustration. A flashlight by any other name is still a torch. My personal favourite is fairy lights, which we boringly refer to as Christmas lights. – Sloane Crosley