Quote by Andy Rooney
The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature. - An

The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature. – Andy Rooney

Other quotes by Andy Rooney

I dont think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldnt surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number? – Andy Rooney

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Government
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If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. – Andy Rooney

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Dogs
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The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort – the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing – the opening a wonderfully joyous moment. – Andy Rooney

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sad
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Other Quotes from
Christmas
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Instead of being a time of unusual behavior, Christmas is perhaps the only time in the year when people can obey their natural impulses and express their true sentiments without feeling self-conscious and, perhaps, foolish. Christmas, in short, is about the only chance a man has to be himself. – Francis C. Farley

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Christmas

Santa is our cultures only mythic figure truly believed in by a large percentage of the population. Its a fact that most of the true believers are under eight years old, and thats a pity. – Chris Van Allsburg

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Christmas

Brits and Americans have hundreds of different phrases for the same thing. Luckily, its usually a source of amusement rather than frustration. A flashlight by any other name is still a torch. My personal favourite is fairy lights, which we boringly refer to as Christmas lights. – Sloane Crosley

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Christmas

Pets, like their owners, tend to expand a little over the Christmas period. – Frances Wright

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Christmas

Random Quotes

The observation of others is coloured by our inability to observe ourselves impartially. We can never be impartial about anything until we can be impartial about our own organism. – A. R. Orage

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Observation

I hope we never get to the point that we put ourselves in Jesus place. But when I read the New Testament basically, we get three mandates: to love God, to love each other, and to take care of the least among us. And I think this is at least a step in the right direction. – Bob Riley

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Hope

They who forgive most shall be most forgiven. – Josiah Bailey

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Forgiveness

Nothings funny about someone whos successful. – Drew Carey

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funny