The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature. – Andy Rooney
My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along. – Andy Rooney
The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature. – Andy Rooney
My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along. – Andy Rooney
The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you cant eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as progress, doesnt spread. – Andy Rooney
The closing of a door can bring blessed privacy and comfort – the opening, terror. Conversely, the closing of a door can be a sad and final thing – the opening a wonderfully joyous moment. – Andy Rooney