Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent. – Ambrose Bierce
Calamities are of two kinds: misfortune to ourselves, and good fortune to others. – Ambrose Bierce
Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent. – Ambrose Bierce
Calamities are of two kinds: misfortune to ourselves, and good fortune to others. – Ambrose Bierce
They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid. – Ambrose Bierce
Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic. – Ambrose Bierce