Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent. – Ambrose Bierce
Heaven lies about us in our infancy and the world begins lying about us pretty soon afterward. – Ambrose Bierce

Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent. – Ambrose Bierce
Heaven lies about us in our infancy and the world begins lying about us pretty soon afterward. – Ambrose Bierce
Revolution, n. In politics, an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment. – Ambrose Bierce
Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others. – Ambrose Bierce