Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent. – Ambrose Bierce
Patience: A minor form of despair disguised as a virtue. – Ambrose Bierce

Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent. – Ambrose Bierce
Patience: A minor form of despair disguised as a virtue. – Ambrose Bierce
Consul – in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country. – Ambrose Bierce
Who never doubted, never half believed. Where doubt is, there truth is – it is her shadow. – Ambrose Bierce