Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent. – Ambrose Bierce
To bother about the best method of accomplishing an accidental result. – Ambrose Bierce

Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent. – Ambrose Bierce
To bother about the best method of accomplishing an accidental result. – Ambrose Bierce
Abstainer. A weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. – Ambrose Bierce
Calamities are of two kinds: misfortune to ourselves, and good fortune to others. – Ambrose Bierce