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A baby sitter is someone who watches your TV set While your kids c

A baby sitter is someone who watches your TV set While your kids cry themselves to sleep. – Source Unknown

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Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. – Source Unknown

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I have no name: I am but two days old. What shall I call thee? I happy am, Joy is my name. Sweet joy befall thee! – William Blake

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You are a marvel. You are unique. In all the years that have passed there has never been another child like you. Your legs, your arms, your clever fingers, the way you move. You may become a Shakespeare, a Michelangelo, a Beethoven. You have the capacity for anything. Yes, you are a marvel. – Pau (Pablo) Casals

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The tiny madman in his padded cell. – Vladimir Nabokov

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