Quote by Source Unknown
A baby sitter is someone who watches your TV set While your kids c

A baby sitter is someone who watches your TV set While your kids cry themselves to sleep. – Source Unknown

Other quotes by Source Unknown

A sale is not something you pursue, its what happens to you while you are immersed in serving your customer. – Source Unknown

Category:
Shopping
Read Quote

When people are taken out of their depths they lose their heads, no matter how charming a bluff they may put up. – Source Unknown

Category:
Confusion
Read Quote

The temperate persons pleasures are durable because they are regular; and all their life is calm and serene, because it is innocent. – Source Unknown

Category:
Innocence
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Baby, Babies
category

We have not all had the good fortune to be ladies. We have not all been generals, or poets, or statesmen; but when the toast works down to the babies, we stand on common ground. – Mark Twain

Category:
Baby, Babies

You are a marvel. You are unique. In all the years that have passed there has never been another child like you. Your legs, your arms, your clever fingers, the way you move. You may become a Shakespeare, a Michelangelo, a Beethoven. You have the capacity for anything. Yes, you are a marvel. – Pau (Pablo) Casals

Category:
Baby, Babies

Cleaning and scrubbing can wait till tomorrow
For babies grow up, weve learned to our sorrow
So quiet down, cobwebs
Dust, go to sleep
Im rocking my baby, and babies dont keep. – Anon.

Category:
Baby, Babies

Except that right side up is best, there is not much to learn about holding a baby. There are one hundred and fifty-two distinctly different ways –and all are right! At least all will do. – Heywood Broun

Category:
Baby, Babies

Random Quotes

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. – Ogden Nash

Category:
parenting

Comedy has to be done en clair. You cant blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is not immediately clear. – James Thurber

Category:
famous

Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, the blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere the ceremony of innocence is drowned. – William Butler Yeats

Category:
Chaos

To define it rudely but not ineptly, engineering is the art of doing for 10 shillings what any fool can do for a pound – Duke of Wellington Arthur Wellesley