When everything else fails read the instructions. – Source Unknown
After listening to a lecture on evolution by a science professor, a student wrote a poem and titled it The Amazing Professor. The poem read: Once I was a tadpole when I began to begin. Then I was a frog with my tail tucked in. Next I was a monkey on a coconut tree. Now I am a doctor with a Ph.D. – Source Unknown
It is not enough to give the customer excellent service. You must subtly make him aware of the great service he is getting. – Source Unknown
Inflation is when sitting on your nest egg doesnt give you anything to crow about. – Source Unknown
Be studious in your profession, and you will be learned. Be industrious and frugal, and you will be rich. Be sober and temperate, and you will be healthy. Be in general virtuous, and you will be happy. At least you will, by such conduct, stand the best chance for such consequences. – Benjamin Franklin