When everything else fails read the instructions. – Source Unknown
Evolution has developed man to such a high degree that he builds zoos to keep his ancestors in cages. – Source Unknown
When everything else fails read the instructions. – Source Unknown
Evolution has developed man to such a high degree that he builds zoos to keep his ancestors in cages. – Source Unknown
Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-laws peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers. – Source Unknown
When an elderly woman was asked why she was standing in line to buy stamps from a teller when she could have used a stamp machine she replied: The machine wont ask me about my arthritis! – Source Unknown
There are two great rules of life, the one general and the other particular. The first is that everyone can, in the end get what he wants if he only tries. This is the general rule. The particular rule is that every individual is more or less an exception to the general rule. – Samuel Butler