When everything else fails read the instructions. – Source Unknown
Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke. – Source Unknown

When everything else fails read the instructions. – Source Unknown
Cut out all these exclamation points. An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke. – Source Unknown
When an elderly woman was asked why she was standing in line to buy stamps from a teller when she could have used a stamp machine she replied: The machine wont ask me about my arthritis! – Source Unknown
Be studious in your profession, and you will be learned. Be industrious and frugal, and you will be rich. Be sober and temperate, and you will be healthy. Be in general virtuous, and you will be happy. At least you will, by such conduct, stand the best chance for such consequences. – Benjamin Franklin