Dont gag people with welfare, theyll never make an effort. – Source Unknown
When a woman wants a man and lusts after him, the lover need not bother to conjure up opportunities, for she will find more in an hour than we men could think of in a century. – Source Unknown
If a woman driver ahead of you signals a left turn, be careful, she may turn left. – Source Unknown
To know where you can find a thing is the chief part of learning. – Source Unknown
Social Security is a government program with a constituency made up of the old, the near old and those who hope or fear to grow old. After 215 years of trying, we have finally discovered a special interest that includes 100 percent of the population. Now we can vote ourselves rich. – P. J. ORourke