Dont gag people with welfare, theyll never make an effort. – Source Unknown
Never celebrate until you are really out of the woods. They might be behind the last tree. – Source Unknown

Dont gag people with welfare, theyll never make an effort. – Source Unknown
Never celebrate until you are really out of the woods. They might be behind the last tree. – Source Unknown
Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. – Source Unknown
If a woman driver ahead of you signals a left turn, be careful, she may turn left. – Source Unknown