Evolution has developed man to such a high degree that he builds zoos to keep his ancestors in cages. – Source Unknown
Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-laws peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers. – Source Unknown
A gentleman is a man who can disagree without being disagreeable. – Source Unknown
The five senses are horse sense, innocence, common sense, concupiscence, and nonsense. – Source Unknown
There is no law of progress. Our future is in our own hands, to make or to mar. It will be an uphill fight to the end, and would we have it otherwise? Let no one suppose that evolution will ever exempt us from struggles. You forget, said the Devil, with a chuckle, that I have been evolving too. – W. R. [William Ralph] Inge
As you may recall, Truman was extremely unpopular when he finally left Washington in 1953, thanks largely to the Korean War. Today, however, he is thought to have been a solidly good president, a Near Great even, in the terminology of those surveys of historians they do every now and then. – Thomas Frank