Most people want to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch. – Robert Orben
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? – Robert Orben
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that “individuality” is the key to success. – Robert Orben
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. – Robert Orben
