Look, I dont want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if youre alive youve got to flap your arms and legs, youve got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or youre not alive. – Mel Brooks
Well, just being stupid and politically incorrect doesnt work. You can be politically incorrect if youre smart. – Mel Brooks
I was a soldier in WWII. The last couple of months of the war I was actually in combat. – Mel Brooks
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. – Mel Brooks
Somehow, the greater the public opposition to the health care bill, the more determined they seem to force it on us anyway. Their attitude shows Washington at its very worst – the presumption that they know best, and theyre going to get their way whether the American people like it or not. – Scott Brown