Its good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you. – Margaret Cho
People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in. – Margaret Cho
I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out. – Margaret Cho
Comedy was the key to everything. I grew up fast and controlled my future by bringing it on faster than it naturally unfolded. I cheated myself out of a childhood but then got a running headstart into adulthood that no one else could keep up with. – Margaret Cho