Its good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you. – Margaret Cho
Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. Thats a straight up Democrat move! – Margaret Cho
Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the right direction and you are you once again. – Margaret Cho
It is tragic that people who are incarcerated are unable to vote. They are probably the most important voices to listen to because they can tell us what we need to change. – Margaret Cho