Its good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you. – Margaret Cho
Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. Thats a straight up Democrat move! – Margaret Cho
Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is. – Margaret Cho
Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the right direction and you are you once again. – Margaret Cho
After adding trillions to the debt on big-government policies most Americans didnt ask for and which we couldnt afford, Democratic leaders say they need more money, which they intend to take from small business, even though small businesses create the majority of new jobs. – Mitch McConnell