Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesnt get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, Thank you? – Jimmy Fallon
I sing in the car if Im in LA, because youre like soundproofed. – Jimmy Fallon
The one thing you shouldnt do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. – Jimmy Fallon
If youre a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They dont have a choice. – Jimmy Fallon
Life is a chaplet of little miseries, which the philosopher unstrings with a smile. Be philosophers as I am, gentlemen; sit down to the table and let us drink; nothing makes the future look so bright as surveying it through a glass of chambertin. – Alexandre Dumas, The Three Musketeers (1844), “Chapter XLVII: A Family Affair,”