An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country. – Helen Rowland
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. – Helen Rowland
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. – Helen Rowland
When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. – Helen Rowland
Instead of plotting the demise of the traditional family, as some politicians and religious leaders would have you believe, gay people mow their lawns and watch American Idol and video their childrens concerts and have the same hopes and dreams that their straight counterparts do. – Jodi Picoult