An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country. – Helen Rowland
A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it. – Helen Rowland
After a few years of marriage, a man can look right at a woman without seeing her — and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him. – Helen Rowland
Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course. – Helen Rowland