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An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country. – Helen Rowland

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After marriage, a womans sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a mans so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her. – Helen Rowland

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Marriage

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Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her – when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her? – Helen Rowland

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Flirting

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Helen Rowland

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Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you after marriage, he wont even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. – Helen Rowland

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