Theres no way I can justify my salary level, but Im learning to live with it. – Drew Carey
The difference between Las Vegas and Atlantic City is the difference between getting conned by a beautiful call girl and getting mugged by a crack head. – Drew Carey
As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. – Drew Carey
The Marines was a fresh start – that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name. – Drew Carey