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TV is easier: its all planned out for you and the audience is ther

TV is easier: its all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. – Drew Carey

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Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event. – Drew Carey

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The Marines was a fresh start – that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name. – Drew Carey

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When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games. – Drew Carey

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