TV is easier: its all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. – Drew Carey
The Marines was a fresh start – that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name. – Drew Carey
As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. If you do, youre screwed. – Drew Carey
When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games. – Drew Carey