Quote by Drew Carey
TV is easier: its all planned out for you and the audience is ther

TV is easier: its all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. – Drew Carey

Other quotes by Drew Carey

Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event. – Drew Carey

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Sports
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But sports photography isnt something you just pick up overnight. You cant do it once a year for fun and expect to do a good job. And I take pride in what I do. – Drew Carey

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Sports
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When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games. – Drew Carey

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Travel
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