Quote by Drew Carey
TV is easier: its all planned out for you and the audience is ther

TV is easier: its all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. – Drew Carey

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But sports photography isnt something you just pick up overnight. You cant do it once a year for fun and expect to do a good job. And I take pride in what I do. – Drew Carey

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When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games. – Drew Carey

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As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. – Drew Carey

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