Quote by Drew Carey
TV is easier: its all planned out for you and the audience is ther

TV is easier: its all planned out for you and the audience is there to see a show and they are all pumped up but when you are in a comedy club, you have to be really funny to win them over. – Drew Carey

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When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games. – Drew Carey

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Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test. – Drew Carey

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But sports photography isnt something you just pick up overnight. You cant do it once a year for fun and expect to do a good job. And I take pride in what I do. – Drew Carey

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