You gotta lose em some of the time. When you do, lose em right. – Casey Stengel
The trouble with women umpires is that I couldnt argue with one. Id put my arms around her and give her a little kiss. – Casey Stengel

You gotta lose em some of the time. When you do, lose em right. – Casey Stengel
The trouble with women umpires is that I couldnt argue with one. Id put my arms around her and give her a little kiss. – Casey Stengel
Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits. – Casey Stengel
Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting in a dugout trying to manage guys like you? – Casey Stengel