Quote by Jim Murray
Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a t

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that. – Jim Murray

Other quotes by Jim Murray

Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine. – Jim Murray

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Golf
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Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devised for padded cells, played in the open air. – Jim Murray

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Football
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The charm of baseball is that, dull as it may be on the field, it is endlessly fascinating as a rehash. – Jim Murray

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World Series
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Other Quotes from
Golf
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Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around. – Rick Reilly, “Master Strokes,” Sports Illustrated

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If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. – Paul Gallico

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Golf

A passion, an obsession, a romance, a nice acquaintanceship with trees, sand, and water. – Bob Ryan

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Golf

Through years of experience I have found that air offers less resistance than dirt. – Jack Nicklaus, why he tees his ball high

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Golf

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Gardening is about enjoying the smell of things growing in the soil, getting dirty without feeling guilty, and generally taking the time to soak up a little peace and serenity. – Lindley Karstens, noproblemgarden.com

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