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Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a t

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that. – Jim Murray

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The charm of baseball is that, dull as it may be on the field, it is endlessly fascinating as a rehash. – Jim Murray

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World Series
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Jim Murray
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Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine. – Jim Murray

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Golf
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My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch. – Lee Trevino

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Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious. – P.G. Wodehouse, A Mixed Threesome, 1922

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A golf course is nothing but a poolroom moved outdoors. – Barry Fitzgerald, Going My Way

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[Golf] is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture. – Winston Churchill

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