Logo
Quote by Jim Murray
Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a t

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that. – Jim Murray

Other quotes by Jim Murray

Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine. – Jim Murray

Category:
Golf
Author
Jim Murray
Read Quote

Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devised for padded cells, played in the open air. – Jim Murray

Category:
Football
Author
Jim Murray
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Golf
category

The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things. – John Updike

Category:
Golf

Golf is an open exhibition of overweening ambition, courage deflated by stupidity, skill scoured by a whiff of arrogance. – Alistair Cooke

Category:
Golf

That son of a bitch was able to hole a putt over 60 feet of peanut brittle. – Lloyd Mangrum, about Bobby Locke

Category:
Golf

Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective. – Huxtable Pippey

Category:
Golf

Random Quotes

We are usually the best men when in the worst health. – English Proverb

Category:
Health

Spring blossoms are fairy tales, autumn leaves are tragic dramas. – Mehmet Murat ildan

Category:
Autumn

When I came into office, people said, Billionaire? How do they live? What do they eat? How do they sleep? Today, they see me on the subway coming uptown. A couple of people say hi, some people smile and nod. Some people just sleep. Its not an issue. – Michael Bloomberg

Category:
smile

When you choose your friends, dont be short-changed by choosing personality over character. – W. Somerset Maugham

Category:
Friendship