Quote by Jim Murray
Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a t

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that. – Jim Murray

Other quotes by Jim Murray

The charm of baseball is that, dull as it may be on the field, it is endlessly fascinating as a rehash. – Jim Murray

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World Series
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Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devised for padded cells, played in the open air. – Jim Murray

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Football
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If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. – Joey Adams

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Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off. – Chi Chi Rodriguez

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Golf

Swinging at daisies is like playing electric guitar with a tennis racket: if it were that easy, we could all be Jerry Garcia. The ball changes everything. – Michael Bamberger

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The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. – Will Rogers

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The temple bell stops but I still hear the sound coming out of the flowers. – Basho

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