Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that. – Jim Murray
Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine. – Jim Murray

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that. – Jim Murray
Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine. – Jim Murray
Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devised for padded cells, played in the open air. – Jim Murray
Hollywood is the place to be for actors – and theres just a big rush when an Australian comes over just because theres less of them. I guess thats just how it is. Like if you pick a pink jellybean out of a jar of green ones itd be amazing, but if you pick a green one, no one will care. – Callan McAuliffe