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Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a t

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that. – Jim Murray

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Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devised for padded cells, played in the open air. – Jim Murray

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Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine. – Jim Murray

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Golf balls are attracted to water as unerringly as the eye of a middle-aged man to a female bosom. – Michael Green, The Art of Coarse Golf, 1967

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There are two things you can do with your head down — play golf and pray. – Lee Trevino

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A “gimme” can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can putt very well. – Author Unknown

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One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball. – Don Carter

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