Quote by Jim Murray
Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a t

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that. – Jim Murray

Other quotes by Jim Murray

Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devised for padded cells, played in the open air. – Jim Murray

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Football
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The charm of baseball is that, dull as it may be on the field, it is endlessly fascinating as a rehash. – Jim Murray

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World Series
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Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine. – Jim Murray

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Golf
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Other Quotes from
Golf
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These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. – Sam Snead

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Golf

Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle. – Author Unknown

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Golf

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad. – A.A. Milne

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Golf

My handicap? Woods and irons. – Chris Codiroli

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Golf

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