Quote by Jim Murray
Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a t

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that. – Jim Murray

Other quotes by Jim Murray

The charm of baseball is that, dull as it may be on the field, it is endlessly fascinating as a rehash. – Jim Murray

Category:
World Series
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Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devised for padded cells, played in the open air. – Jim Murray

Category:
Football
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Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine. – Jim Murray

Category:
Golf
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Other Quotes from
Golf
category

It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. – Hank Aaron, 1971

Category:
Golf

Golf is an ineffectual attempt to put an elusive ball into an obscure hole with implements ill-adapted to the purpose. – Woodrow Wilson

Category:
Golf

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad. – A.A. Milne

Category:
Golf

One almost expects one of the players to peer into the monitor and politely request viewers to refrain from munching so loudly on cheese and crackers while the golfers are trying to reach the greens. – Pete Alfano

Category:
Golf

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