Quote by Jim Murray
Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a t

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that. – Jim Murray

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Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine. – Jim Murray

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The charm of baseball is that, dull as it may be on the field, it is endlessly fascinating as a rehash. – Jim Murray

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Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad. – A.A. Milne

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A golf course is nothing but a poolroom moved outdoors. – Barry Fitzgerald, Going My Way

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Man blames fate for other accidents but feels personally responsible for a hole in one. – Martha Beckman

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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it. – Robin Williams, 1986

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