Jim Murray's Quote - Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a t

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Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a t

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that. – Jim Murray

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Hockey is murder on ice. – Jim Murray

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Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine. – Jim Murray

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The charm of baseball is that, dull as it may be on the field, it is endlessly fascinating as a rehash. – Jim Murray

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