Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that. – Jim Murray
Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devised for padded cells, played in the open air. – Jim Murray
Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine. – Jim Murray
We should not blur the lines between legal and illegal immigrants. Millions of people around the world have gone through the process to come here legally and they followed the rules that required them to pay a fee, learn English, and learn about American history and government. – Ken Calvert