Quote by Jim Murray
Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a t

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that. – Jim Murray

Other quotes by Jim Murray

Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devised for padded cells, played in the open air. – Jim Murray

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The charm of baseball is that, dull as it may be on the field, it is endlessly fascinating as a rehash. – Jim Murray

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I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles. – G.K. Chesterton

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May thy ball lie in green pastures… and not in still waters. – Author Unknown

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The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things. – John Updike

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Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around. – Rick Reilly, “Master Strokes,” Sports Illustrated

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