Jim Murray's Quote - Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a t

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Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a t

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that. – Jim Murray

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Hockey is murder on ice. – Jim Murray

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Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devised for padded cells, played in the open air. – Jim Murray

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Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine. – Jim Murray

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Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing. – Ben Hogan

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Swinging at daisies is like playing electric guitar with a tennis racket: if it were that easy, we could all be Jerry Garcia. The ball changes everything. – Michael Bamberger

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I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles. – G.K. Chesterton

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