Quote by Jim Murray
Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a t

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that. – Jim Murray

Other quotes by Jim Murray

Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine. – Jim Murray

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Golf
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Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devised for padded cells, played in the open air. – Jim Murray

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Football
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Other Quotes from
Golf
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Some of us worship in churches, some in synagogues, some on golf courses. – Adlai Stevenson

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Golf

Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. – Jimmy DeMaret

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Golf

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. – Ernest Hemingway

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Golf

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing. – Ben Hogan

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Golf

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Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. – Mason Cooley

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