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Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a t

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that. – Jim Murray

Other quotes by Jim Murray

The charm of baseball is that, dull as it may be on the field, it is endlessly fascinating as a rehash. – Jim Murray

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World Series
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Jim Murray
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Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine. – Jim Murray

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Golf
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Jim Murray
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Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devised for padded cells, played in the open air. – Jim Murray

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Football
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If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is. – Horace G. Hutchinson (1859-1932)

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The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life. – Chi Chi Rodriguez

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One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball. – Don Carter

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Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. – Jimmy DeMaret

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Man, I just feel blessed… I was in a situation where the only way I could come out of it was by putting my faith in God. No matter how good my lawyers were, no matter how much celebrity I had, everything was just stacked up against me. – Puff Daddy

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