Quote by Jim Murray
Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a t

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that. – Jim Murray

Other quotes by Jim Murray

The charm of baseball is that, dull as it may be on the field, it is endlessly fascinating as a rehash. – Jim Murray

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World Series
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Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine. – Jim Murray

Category:
Golf
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Golf is an open exhibition of overweening ambition, courage deflated by stupidity, skill scoured by a whiff of arrogance. – Alistair Cooke

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That son of a bitch was able to hole a putt over 60 feet of peanut brittle. – Lloyd Mangrum, about Bobby Locke

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Golf
[Golf] is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture. – Winston Churchill

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If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. – Joey Adams

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