Quote by Jim Murray
Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a t

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that. – Jim Murray

Other quotes by Jim Murray

The charm of baseball is that, dull as it may be on the field, it is endlessly fascinating as a rehash. – Jim Murray

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World Series
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Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine. – Jim Murray

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Golf
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[Golf] is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture. – Winston Churchill

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Golf

Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle. – Author Unknown

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Golf

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life. – Chi Chi Rodriguez

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Golf

If you wish to hide your character, do not play golf. – Percey Boomer

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Golf

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