Quote by Jim Murray
Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a t

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that. – Jim Murray

Other quotes by Jim Murray

The charm of baseball is that, dull as it may be on the field, it is endlessly fascinating as a rehash. – Jim Murray

Category:
World Series
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Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devised for padded cells, played in the open air. – Jim Murray

Category:
Football
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Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine. – Jim Murray

Category:
Golf
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Other Quotes from
Golf
category

Some of us worship in churches, some in synagogues, some on golf courses. – Adlai Stevenson

Category:
Golf

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. – Ernest Hemingway

Category:
Golf

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. – Billy Graham

Category:
Golf

Give me the fresh air, a beautiful partner, and a nice round of golf, and you can keep the fresh air and the round of golf. – Jack Benny

Category:
Golf

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The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. – Robert Hughes

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Art

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. – Mark Twain

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Government

A little insomnia is not without its value in making us appreciate sleep, in throwing a ray of light upon that darkness. – Marcel Proust

Category:
Sleep

People dont believe in positive changes anymore. – Alexei Navalny

Category:
positive