Quote by Jim Murray
Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a t

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that. – Jim Murray

Other quotes by Jim Murray

The charm of baseball is that, dull as it may be on the field, it is endlessly fascinating as a rehash. – Jim Murray

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World Series
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Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devised for padded cells, played in the open air. – Jim Murray

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Football
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Other Quotes from
Golf
category

The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things. – John Updike

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Golf

I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt. – Chi Chi Rodriguez

Category:
Golf

Yeah, after each of my downhill putts. – Homero Blancas, asked if he had any uphill putts

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Golf

My handicap? Woods and irons. – Chris Codiroli

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Golf

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You can never get silence anywhere nowadays, have you noticed? – Bryan Ferry

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The figure of the gunman in the window was inextricable from the victim and his history. This sustained Oswald in his cell. It gave him what he needed to live. The more time he spent in a cell, the stronger he would get. Everybody knew who he was now. – Don Delillo

Category:
Assassination

It does not require great learning to be a Christian and be convinced of the truth of the Bible. It requires only an honest heart and a willingness to obey God. – Albert Barnes

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God