Quote by Jim Murray
Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a t

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that. – Jim Murray

Other quotes by Jim Murray

Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine. – Jim Murray

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Golf
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Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devised for padded cells, played in the open air. – Jim Murray

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Football
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The charm of baseball is that, dull as it may be on the field, it is endlessly fascinating as a rehash. – Jim Murray

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World Series
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Born to golf. Forced to work. – Saying

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Golf

If you call on God to improve the results of a shot while it is still in motion, you are using “an outside agency” and subject to appropriate penalties under the rules of golf. – Henry Longhurst

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Golf

Baseball players quit playing and they take up golf. Basketball players quit, take up golf. Football players quit, take up golf. What are we supposed to take up when we quit? – George Archer

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Golf

Swinging at daisies is like playing electric guitar with a tennis racket: if it were that easy, we could all be Jerry Garcia. The ball changes everything. – Michael Bamberger

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Golf

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