Jim Murray's Quote - Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a t

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Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a t

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that. – Jim Murray

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Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devised for padded cells, played in the open air. – Jim Murray

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Hockey is murder on ice. – Jim Murray

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Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine. – Jim Murray

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Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective. – Huxtable Pippey

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Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle. – Author Unknown

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[Golf] is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture. – Winston Churchill

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Forget your opponents; always play against par. – Sam Snead

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