Quote by Jim Murray
Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a t

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that. – Jim Murray

Other quotes by Jim Murray

The charm of baseball is that, dull as it may be on the field, it is endlessly fascinating as a rehash. – Jim Murray

Category:
World Series
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Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devised for padded cells, played in the open air. – Jim Murray

Category:
Football
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Other Quotes from
Golf
category

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. – Billy Graham

Category:
Golf

Who watches golf on TV? Who calls eight friends over and gets a keg of beer? Landscapers, I guess. They sit around the TV, yelling, “Will you look at that golf path?Pure pea gravel.” – Jeff Cesario

Category:
Golf

Born to golf. Forced to work. – Saying

Category:
Golf

Yeah, after each of my downhill putts. – Homero Blancas, asked if he had any uphill putts

Category:
Golf

Random Quotes

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. – Carl Sagan

Category:
Mystery

That which proves too much, proves nothing! – Proverb

Category:
Persuasion

I am a mom as well as a senator! – Patty Murray

Category:
mom

If I am walking with two other men, each of them will serve as my teacher. I will pick out the good points of the one and imitate them, and the bad points of the other and correct them in myself. – Confucius

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good