Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that. – Jim Murray
Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devised for padded cells, played in the open air. – Jim Murray
Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine. – Jim Murray
The charm of baseball is that, dull as it may be on the field, it is endlessly fascinating as a rehash. – Jim Murray
For more than four decades, the Libyan people have been ruled by a tyrant – Moammar Gaddafi. He has denied his people freedom, exploited their wealth, murdered opponents at home and abroad, and terrorized innocent people around the world – including Americans who were killed by Libyan agents. – Barack Obama