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Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a t

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that. – Jim Murray

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Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine. – Jim Murray

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Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devised for padded cells, played in the open air. – Jim Murray

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The charm of baseball is that, dull as it may be on the field, it is endlessly fascinating as a rehash. – Jim Murray

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One almost expects one of the players to peer into the monitor and politely request viewers to refrain from munching so loudly on cheese and crackers while the golfers are trying to reach the greens. – Pete Alfano

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Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. – Jimmy DeMaret

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My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch. – Lee Trevino

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