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Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a t

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that. – Jim Murray

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Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devised for padded cells, played in the open air. – Jim Murray

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Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine. – Jim Murray

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One almost expects one of the players to peer into the monitor and politely request viewers to refrain from munching so loudly on cheese and crackers while the golfers are trying to reach the greens. – Pete Alfano

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If your opponent is playing several shots in vain attempts to extricate himself from a bunker, do not stand near him and audibly count his strokes. It would be justifiable homicide if he wound up his pitiable exhibition by applying his niblick to your head. – Harry Vardon

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Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. – Jimmy DeMaret

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Golf seems to me an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dogs out. – Princess Anne of Great Britain

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