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I do not like football, which I think of as a game in which two tr

I do not like football, which I think of as a game in which two tractors approach each other from opposite directions and collide. Besides, I have contempt for a game in which players have to wear so much equipment. Men play basketball in their underwear, which seems just right to me. – Anna Quindlen, Living Out Loud, 1988

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American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party. – Sue Lawley, 1985

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When it comes to football, God is prejudiced — toward big, fast kids. – Chuck Mills

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When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. – Author Unknown

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