Quote by Jimmy Carr
After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering grannys w

After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering grannys words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead. – Jimmy Carr

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I dont think its any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and manned up in the same year. I was described somewhere as a lapsed Catholic, which is funny because Im not going back! I want to achieve things rather than live life in an animalistic way. – Jimmy Carr

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Faith
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As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing. – Jimmy Carr

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Failure
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I didnt plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, its juvenile, but thats me. – Jimmy Carr

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funny
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Back of every mistaken venture and defeat is the laughter of wisdom, if you listen. – Carl Sandburg

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Books give not wisdom where none was before. But where some is, there reading makes it more. – Elizabeth Hardwick

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We live in a culture that doesnt acknowledge or validate human intuition and doesnt encourage us to rely on our intuitive wisdom. – Shakti Gawain

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Theology in general seems to me a substitution of human ingenuity for divine wisdom. – Julia Ward Howe

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Its cool to have critical success because its always nice for your peers to say, Good job. But who cares about them? – Zac Hanson

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The real struggle is not between East and West, or capitalism and communism, but between education and propaganda. – Martin Buber

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