Quote by Jimmy Carr
After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering grannys w

After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering grannys words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead. – Jimmy Carr

Other quotes by Jimmy Carr

I was a Christian. I didnt want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26. – Jimmy Carr

Category:
Marriage
Read Quote

I dont think its any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and manned up in the same year. I was described somewhere as a lapsed Catholic, which is funny because Im not going back! I want to achieve things rather than live life in an animalistic way. – Jimmy Carr

Category:
Faith
Read Quote

As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing. – Jimmy Carr

Category:
Failure
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Wisdom
category

A monarchy conducted with infinite wisdom and infinite benevolence is the most perfect of all possible governments. – Ezra Stiles

Category:
Wisdom

Life is one long experiment in learning. Who can be perfect all the time? Sometimes I feel half-wise, sometimes half-stupid. – Terri Guillemets

Category:
Wisdom

For the subtlest folly proceeds from the subtlest wisdom. – John Webster

Category:
Wisdom

You cant sweep other people off their feet, if you cant be swept off your own. – Clarence Day

Category:
Wisdom

Random Quotes

Pessimism is as American as apple pie — frozen apple pie with a slice of processed cheese. – George F. Will

Category:
Desserts

People seldom become famous for what they say until after they are famous for what theyve done. – Cullen Hightower

Category:
famous

If you dont have integrity, you have nothing. You cant buy it. You can have all the money in the world, but if you are not a moral and ethical person, you really have nothing. – Henry Kravis

Category:
Money

I cling to my imperfection, as the very essence of my being. – Anatole France, The Garden of Epicurus, 1894

Category:
Perfection