Quote by Jimmy Carr
After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering grannys w

After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering grannys words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead. – Jimmy Carr

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As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing. – Jimmy Carr

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Failure
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I dont think its any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and manned up in the same year. I was described somewhere as a lapsed Catholic, which is funny because Im not going back! I want to achieve things rather than live life in an animalistic way. – Jimmy Carr

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Faith
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I didnt plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, its juvenile, but thats me. – Jimmy Carr

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The virtue of justice consists in moderation, as regulated by wisdom. – Aristotle

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More helpful than all wisdom is one draught of simple human pity that will not forsake us. – George Eliot

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I believe that all wisdom consists in caring immensely for a few right things, and not caring a straw about the rest. – John Buchan

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I find that to be a fool as to worldly wisdom, and to commit my cause to God, not fearing to offend men, who take offence at the simplicity of truth, is the only way to remain unmoved at the sentiments of others. – John Woolman

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My faith inspires me so much. It is the very reason that I run. I feel that my running is completely a gift from God and it is my responsibility to use it to glorify him. – Allyson Felix

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On matters of style, swim with the current, on matters of principle, stand like a rock. – Thomas Jefferson

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The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business. – George Bernard Shaw

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God… a being whose only definition is that he is beyond mans power to conceive. – Ayn Rand

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