Quote by Jimmy Carr
After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering grannys w

After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering grannys words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead. – Jimmy Carr

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I dont think its any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and manned up in the same year. I was described somewhere as a lapsed Catholic, which is funny because Im not going back! I want to achieve things rather than live life in an animalistic way. – Jimmy Carr

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Faith
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As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing. – Jimmy Carr

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Failure
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I didnt plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, its juvenile, but thats me. – Jimmy Carr

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funny
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Memory is not wisdom idiots can by rote repeat volumes. Yet what is wisdom without memory? – Martin Farquhar Tupper

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You are wise to climb Mt. Fuji, but a fool to do it twice. – Japanese Proverb

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Life is one long experiment in learning. Who can be perfect all the time? Sometimes I feel half-wise, sometimes half-stupid. – Terri Guillemets

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Spend time reflecting on your emotional and physical existence and how that applies to the voice. You have to apply that wisdom and experience when you sing – its what comes through. – K. D. Lang

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Let us be grateful to the mirror for revealing to us our appearance only. – Samuel Butler, Erewhon

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Of all lies, art is the least untrue. – Gustave Flaubert

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Im living life as best I can – but Im not exempt from failure and making bad choices. – LeAnn Rimes

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Failure

More grievous than tears is the sight of them. – Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

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Crying