Quote by Jimmy Carr
After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering grannys w

After a gig I always head back to the hotel, remembering grannys words of wisdom. I cancel the late-night pizza and watch the Jonathan Ross show instead. – Jimmy Carr

Other quotes by Jimmy Carr

As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success in marketing. – Jimmy Carr

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Failure
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I dont think its any coincidence that I lost my religious faith and manned up in the same year. I was described somewhere as a lapsed Catholic, which is funny because Im not going back! I want to achieve things rather than live life in an animalistic way. – Jimmy Carr

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Faith
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I was a Christian. I didnt want to have sex before marriage, I was a bit uptight and not very self-confident. I was a virgin until I was 26. – Jimmy Carr

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Marriage
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Other Quotes from
Wisdom
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All human wisdom works and has worries and grief as reward. – Johann Georg Hamann

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Wisdom

True wisdom listens more, talks less and can get along with all types of people. – Kiana Tom

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Wisdom

Few of the many wise apothegms which have been uttered have prevented a single foolish action. – Thomas B. Macaulay

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Wisdom

Age is the price of wisdom. – Proverb

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Wisdom

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Everyone has inside of him a piece of good news. The good news is that you dont know how great you can be! How much you can love! What you can accomplish! And what your potential is! – Anne Frank

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You know you’re a language nerd when you have a strong opinion about serial commas. – Author unknown

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Grammar

Youve got a beautiful country with so many beautiful people and so many beautiful things happening and stuff like that lets it down. I feel sad for them. – Robbie Williams

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sad

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. – Jane Austen

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Politics