Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. – Ambrose Bierce
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. – Ambrose Bierce

Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. – Ambrose Bierce
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. – Ambrose Bierce
The Senate is a body of old men charged with high duties and misdemeanors. – Ambrose Bierce
Mammals: a family of vertebrate animals whose females in a state of nature suckle their young, but when civilized and enlightened put them out to nurse, or use the bottle. – Ambrose Bierce
In the US, you even lose legal rights if you store your data in a companys machines instead of your own. The police need to present you with a search warrant to get your data from you but if they are stored in a companys server, the police can get it without showing you anything. – Richard Stallman