Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. – Ambrose Bierce
Revolution is an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment. – Ambrose Bierce

Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. – Ambrose Bierce
Revolution is an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment. – Ambrose Bierce
Before undergoing a surgical operation, arrange your temporal affairs. You may live. – Ambrose Bierce
Admiration; is our polite recognition of anothers resemblance to ourselves. – Ambrose Bierce