Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a

Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. – Ambrose Bierce

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Trial. A formal inquiry designed to prove and put upon record the blameless characters of judges, advocates and jurors. – Ambrose Bierce

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I have been committed to carrying out my duties… in accordance with both the letter and spirit of all applicable rules of ethics and canons of conduct. – Samuel Alito

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I hope gay marriage will be legal in every state. – Mark Consuelos

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