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Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a

Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. – Ambrose Bierce

Other quotes by Ambrose Bierce

Consul – in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country. – Ambrose Bierce

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Politics
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Ambrose Bierce
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Litigant. A person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bones. – Ambrose Bierce

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Hope
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Ambrose Bierce
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Other Quotes from
legal
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Im a hardcore libertarian – I want everything legal – but I also believe that you have the right to free association. – Penn Jillette

Category:
legal

So my own suspicion is that the attorney has stopped this prosecution because part of her defence was to question legality and that would have brought his advice into the public domain again and there was something fishy about the way in which he said war was legal. – Clare Short

Category:
legal

History has shown us that, on extraordinarily rare occasions, it becomes necessary for the federal government to intervene on behalf of individuals whose 14th Amendment rights to legal due process and equal protection may be violated by a state. – Michael K. Simpson

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legal

It was not possible to broadcast any of that because of an agreement between Jackson and the family. Our legal advice was that we could not broadcast it. – Martin Bashir

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legal

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I certainly wasnt happy. Happiness has to do with reason, and only reason earns it. What I was given was the thing you cant earn, and cant keep, and often dont even recognize at the time I mean joy. – Ursula K. Le Guin

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Happiness

I enjoy about 1 out of 100 movies, its about the same proportion to books published that I care to read. – Jim Harrison

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movies

God save me from him who studies but one book. – Italian Proverb

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Ignorance

Government health care changes the relationship between the citizen and the state, and, in fact, I think its an assault on citizenship. – Mark Steyn

Category:
Health