Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a

Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. – Ambrose Bierce

Other quotes by Ambrose Bierce

Scriptures: the sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based. – Ambrose Bierce

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Religion
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Eloquence, n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it appears to be. It includes the gift of making any color appear white. – Ambrose Bierce

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Art
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Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man – who has no gills. – Ambrose Bierce

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Nature
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Other Quotes from
legal
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Ive always been driven by the concept of equal justice under the law, but only the rich can pay great sums of money for legal assistance and that puts them at an advantage over the poor. – Samuel Dash

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legal

I would like it to be a legal requirement for all businesses to be linked to a charity. – Arabella Weir

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legal

It is not unprofessional to give free legal advice, but advertising that the first visit will be free is a bit like a fox telling chickens he will not bite them until they cross the threshold of the hen house. – Warren E. Burger

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legal

In places where marriages core meaning has been altered through legal action, officials are beginning to target for punishment those believers and churches that refuse to adapt. – Salvatore J. Cordileone

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legal

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I am better able to imagine hell than heaven it is my inheritance, I suppose. – Elinor Wylie

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O, let me not be mad, not mad, sweet heaven! Keep me in temper. I would not be mad. – William Shakespeare

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Madness

No matter what his position or experience in life, there is in everyone more latent than developed ability far more unused than used power. – James Cash Penney

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Experience

The girls that are always easy on the eyes are never easy on the heart. – Author Unknown

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