Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a

Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. – Ambrose Bierce

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The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling. – Ambrose Bierce

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Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. – Ambrose Bierce

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Ive been working at performing for five years now. Ive been working in Australia and Spain and England. When I was only 15 or 16, 1 was performing in bars I could have had legal problems, but its also the only way to get to know what music is all about. – Andy Gibb

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My job is to interpret the law based on how the legislature and the court has done it and then, of course, to use our system of justice to develop some new legal tools and new concepts. – Bill Scott

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The work is challenging, interesting and an important part of our legal system. – David Minge

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legal

Above all, we must have great respect for these people who also suffer and who want to find their own way of correct living. On the other hand, to create a legal form of a kind of homosexual marriage, in reality, does not help these people. – Joseph Ratzinger

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My whole life has been movies and religion. Thats it. Nothing else. – Martin Scorsese

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