The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. – Will Rogers Category: Golf
Golf is a game in which you yell “fore,” shoot six, and write down five. – Paul Harvey Category: Golf
Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that. – Jim Murray Category: Golf
They say that ninety percent of TV is junk. But, ninety percent of everything is junk. – Gene Roddenberry Category: Television
Im just like so many women – I was frustrated, I had these white pants that I had spent a lot of money on, and you get home and you think, What am I really supposed to wear under this? So it was a frustrated consumer moment. – Sara Blakely Category: Home
