Actually I never did stand up. Im not that funny. – Maynard James Keenan
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The fans of The Hunger Games, of the book, are very passionate. Its funny: Even at my concerts there are people holding up Cinna signs. – Lenny Kravitz
A film that I love is Raising Arizona and thats funny but its quite indie and weird and odd and quirky. Id love to do something like that. Who knows? – Stephen Moyer
The reproduction of mankind is a great marvel and mystery. Had God consulted me in the matter, I should have advised him to continue the generation of the species by fashioning them out of clay. – Martin Luther
My main objective is to prepare candidates for professional baseball however, the majority of our graduates will go home as much better qualified amateurs. – Jim Evans
I wrote and produced millions and millions of selling records, so my publishing company alone was worth millions of dollars. I didnt have to work anymore in life because when the rappers started sampling… Im the most sampled artist in history. – Rick James
In every case, the environmental hazards were made known only by independent scientists, who were often bitterly opposed by the corporations responsible for the hazards. – Barry Commoner
