There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. – Henry A. Kissinger Category: funny
Comedy is surprises, so if youre intending to make somebody laugh and they dont laugh, thats funny. – Norm MacDonald Category: funny
When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny. – Mo Rocca Category: funny
I have nothing but respect for the Lakers. So many of their legends shaped who I am as a person and player. – Bill Walton Category: respect
I just feel like if I do good work, then people should respect me for the work I do. – Scott Caan Category: respect
