People ask do you make a conscious effort not to swear? – if youre doing silly stuff youre not tempted to put swearing in. All the comics from my childhood, who were funny without swearing, were the people that influenced me. What I do is quite traditional anyway. – Tim Vine
Its unbearable when someone changes around you. Just imagine that your life partner changes, then it is difficult to cope with. Or your mother. Or your father. They were strong and now theyre like a baby – its not so funny. – Michael Haneke
Im opening up my heart to the idea of dating. Its funny – my friends would always come to me for romantic advice. I know nothing, and things have changed since I was dating in high school! Im really trying hard to spend this time working on myself. – Olivia Wilde
When you do take the home pregnancy test, it doesnt quite seem real. But when you see the baby and the heartbeat on the ultrasound, its so incredible. – Danica McKellar
Faith is not a notion, but a real strong essential hunger, an attracting or magnetic desire of Christ, which as it proceeds from a seed of the divine nature in us, so it attracts and unites with its like. – William Law
Our goals can only be reached through a vehicle of a plan, in which we must fervently believe, and upon which we must vigorously act. There is no other route to success. – Pablo Picasso
