Zeal, n. A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced. – Ambrose Bierce
Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art. – Ambrose Bierce

Zeal, n. A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced. – Ambrose Bierce
Photograph: a picture painted by the sun without instruction in art. – Ambrose Bierce
Mad, adj.: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence. – Ambrose Bierce