Zeal, n. A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced. – Ambrose Bierce
An optimist is a proponent of the doctrine that black is white. – Ambrose Bierce

Zeal, n. A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced. – Ambrose Bierce
An optimist is a proponent of the doctrine that black is white. – Ambrose Bierce
Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. – Ambrose Bierce
Meekness: Uncommon patience in planning a revenge that is worth while. – Ambrose Bierce