Zeal, n. A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced. – Ambrose Bierce
To be positive is to be mistaken at the top of ones voice. – Ambrose Bierce

Zeal, n. A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced. – Ambrose Bierce
To be positive is to be mistaken at the top of ones voice. – Ambrose Bierce
To bother about the best method of accomplishing an accidental result. – Ambrose Bierce
Physician — One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well. – Ambrose Bierce