Zeal, n. A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced. – Ambrose Bierce
Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows. – Ambrose Bierce

Zeal, n. A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced. – Ambrose Bierce
Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows. – Ambrose Bierce
Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead. – Ambrose Bierce
A funeral is a pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker. – Ambrose Bierce
There is a certain even-handed justice in Time; and for what he takes away he gives us something in return. He robs us of elasticity of limb and spirit, and in its place he brings tranquility and repose—the mild autumnal weather of the soul. – Alexander Smith, “An Essay on an Old Subject”