Zeal, n. A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced. – Ambrose Bierce
Abstainer. A weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. – Ambrose Bierce

Zeal, n. A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced. – Ambrose Bierce
Abstainer. A weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure. – Ambrose Bierce
Experience. The wisdom that enables us to recognize in an undesirable old acquaintance the folly that we have already embraced. – Ambrose Bierce
In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity. – Ambrose Bierce