Quote by Yogi Berra
Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you wa

Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I dont think I could eat eight. – Yogi Berra

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In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. – Yogi Berra

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I dont blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to em? More power to em. – Yogi Berra

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Cultivation to the mind is as necessary as food to the body. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

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Meat is a big deal in my life. I do love breakfast food, but I dont think thats extraordinary. Im a normal American. We love eggs and meat and potatoes and gravy. – Nick Offerman

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We had no electricity, no gas. Food was probably our greatest entertainment – the most fun thing that we could do was food. – Paul Prudhomme

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I know its not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli? – Doug Coupland

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