I believe if I should die, and you were to walk near my grave, from the very depths of the earth I would hear your footsteps. – Benito Perez Galdos Category: Hmmm
I would go to heaven, but I would take my hell; I would not go alone. – Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin Category: Hmmm
The dissolution of the nation destroys the national religion, and dethrones the national deity. – William Robertson Smith Category: Religion
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves. – Karl Kraus Category: Irony
I think theres something great and generic about goldfish. Theyre everybodys first pet. – Paul Rudd Category: pet