If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf. – Lemony Snicket
Oftentimes, when people are miserable, they will want to make other people miserable, too. But it never helps. – Lemony Snicket
Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them. – Lemony Snicket
A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always be in it, taking books off the shelves and staying up late reading them. – Lemony Snicket