Men dont know much about women. We do know when theyre happy. We know when theyre crying, and we know when theyre pissed off. We just dont know in what order these are gonna come at us. – Evan Davis
Always eat grapes downward — that is eat the best grapes first; in this way there will be none better left on the bunch, and each grape will seem good down to the last. If you eat the other way, you will not have a good grape in the lot. – Samuel Butler
