A woman who cannot be ugly is not beautiful. – Karl Kraus
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves. – Karl Kraus

A woman who cannot be ugly is not beautiful. – Karl Kraus
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves. – Karl Kraus
A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. – Karl Kraus