The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, How is the president? – Will Rogers
You cant say civilization dont advance… in every war they kill you in a new way. – Will Rogers
I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. – Will Rogers
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now. – Will Rogers