The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, How is the president? – Will Rogers
Ohio claims they are due a president as they havent had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln. – Will Rogers
What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds. – Will Rogers
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people. – Will Rogers
The learned compute that seven hundred and seven millions of millions of vibrations have penetrated the eye before the eye can distinguish the tints of a violet. What philosophy can calculate the vibrations of the heart before it can distinguish the colours of love? – Pisistratus Caxton, What Will He Do With It?