The wicked often work harder to go to hell than the righteous do to enter heaven. – Josh Billings
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it aint gout. – Josh Billings

The wicked often work harder to go to hell than the righteous do to enter heaven. – Josh Billings
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it aint gout. – Josh Billings
There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins. – Josh Billings
Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves. – Josh Billings