The wicked often work harder to go to hell than the righteous do to enter heaven. – Josh Billings
The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings

The wicked often work harder to go to hell than the righteous do to enter heaven. – Josh Billings
The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings
Most people repent their sins by thanking God they aint so wicked as their neighbors. – Josh Billings
Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. – Josh Billings