The wicked often work harder to go to hell than the righteous do to enter heaven. – Josh Billings
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord it aint the gout. – Josh Billings

The wicked often work harder to go to hell than the righteous do to enter heaven. – Josh Billings
The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord it aint the gout. – Josh Billings
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God cant help but smile on it. – Josh Billings
To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while. – Josh Billings