The wicked often work harder to go to hell than the righteous do to enter heaven. – Josh Billings
Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first. – Josh Billings

The wicked often work harder to go to hell than the righteous do to enter heaven. – Josh Billings
Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first. – Josh Billings
Dont ever prophesy; for if you prophesy wrong, nobody will forget it; and if you prophesy right, nobody will remember it. – Josh Billings
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it wont buy the wag of his tail. – Josh Billings