Whether it is the best of times or the worst of times, it is only time we have. – Art Buchwald
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that havent been taxed before. – Art Buchwald
People are broad-minded. Theyll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a newspaperman; but if a man doesnt drive, theres something wrong with him. – Art Buchwald
If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it. – Art Buchwald