Quote by Art Buchwald
You cant make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. A

You cant make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All youre doing is recording it. – Art Buchwald

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People are broad-minded. Theyll accept the fact that a person can be an alcoholic, a dope fiend, a wife beater and even a newspaperman; but if a man doesnt drive, theres something wrong with him. – Art Buchwald

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This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday… I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldnt let me – Homeland Security. – Art Buchwald

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Birthday
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If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it. – Art Buchwald

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Protest
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If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. – Oscar Wilde

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The truth is, I think we are a self-less society, not a selfish society. Because were so busy now. – Phil McGraw

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Society

The human being is in the most literal sense a political animal, not merely a gregarious animal, but an animal which can individuate itself only in the midst of society. – Karl Marx

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Society

You just let your lower self go, and then it takes on all these aspects of the society – the city with horns blowing, the people yelling things at each other, and the all-in-all violence and chaos of the city. Put that on stage with music, and thats what this is. – Alice Cooper

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The private control of credit is the modern form of slavery. – Upton Sinclair

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Local innovation and initiative can help us better understand how to protect our environment. – Gale Norton

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