When your hobbies get in the way of your work – thats OK but when your hobbies get in the way of themselves… well. – Steve Martin
A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. – Steve Martin
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. – Steve Martin
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels is a good one because it not only turned out, I think, to be a really funny movie but it was also a delight to shoot. We were in the South of France, working with Glenne Headly and Michael Caine and Frank Oz the director – who were just fun. – Steve Martin