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Quote by Mark Twain
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happ

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. – Mark Twain

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Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. – Mark Twain

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No God and no religion can survive ridicule. No political church, no nobility, no royalty or other fraud, can face ridicule in a fair field, and live. – Mark Twain

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The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven. – Mark Twain

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Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new. – Sammy Hagar

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