It is human to exaggerate the merits of the dead. – Mark Twain
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. – Mark Twain

It is human to exaggerate the merits of the dead. – Mark Twain
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. – Mark Twain
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven. – Mark Twain
My books are like water those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water. – Mark Twain