When a man gets talking about himself, he seldom fails to be eloquent and often reaches the sublime. – Josh Billings
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God cant help but smile on it. – Josh Billings

When a man gets talking about himself, he seldom fails to be eloquent and often reaches the sublime. – Josh Billings
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God cant help but smile on it. – Josh Billings
There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins. – Josh Billings
Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland. – Josh Billings