When a man gets talking about himself, he seldom fails to be eloquent and often reaches the sublime. – Josh Billings
It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash. – Josh Billings
Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go. – Josh Billings
One of the rarest things that a man ever does, is to do the best he can. – Josh Billings
What makes me sad about school is that the people who are unhappy are unhappy because they dont believe it will change. And I just want to say: It does! High school ends and its over. I will tell anyone that its OK to be unhappy at school, make lots of mistakes and then it will be over. – Alice Englert