When a man gets talking about himself, he seldom fails to be eloquent and often reaches the sublime. – Josh Billings
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. – Josh Billings

When a man gets talking about himself, he seldom fails to be eloquent and often reaches the sublime. – Josh Billings
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. – Josh Billings
A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. – Josh Billings
The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease. – Josh Billings