One of the rarest things that a man ever does, is to do the best he can. – Josh Billings
One of the best temporary cures for pride and affection is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs. – Josh Billings

One of the rarest things that a man ever does, is to do the best he can. – Josh Billings
One of the best temporary cures for pride and affection is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs. – Josh Billings
It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid I should live long enough to ferment and rot and fall to the ground in a squash. – Josh Billings
Theres a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they havent the time to enjoy it. – Josh Billings