When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. – Mark Twain
I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. – Mark Twain

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. – Mark Twain
I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. – Mark Twain
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress but I repeat myself. – Mark Twain
The banging and slamming and booming and crashing were something beyond belief. On Lohengrin – Mark Twain