When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible – cowards and fools. – Russell Baker
The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him. – Russell Baker

When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible – cowards and fools. – Russell Baker
The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him. – Russell Baker
What the New Yorker calls home would seem like a couple of closets to most Americans, yet he manages not only to live there but also to grow trees and cockroaches right on the premises. – Russell Baker
Anticipating that most poetry will be worse than carrying heavy luggage through OHare Airport, the public, to its loss, reads very little of it. – Russell Baker