Quote by Russell Baker
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say tha

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. – Russell Baker

Other quotes by Russell Baker

The worst thing about the miracle of modern communications is the Pavlovian pressure it places upon everyone to communicate whenever a bell rings. – Russell Baker

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communication
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When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible – cowards and fools. – Russell Baker

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car
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In an age when the fashion is to be in love with yourself, confessing to be in love with somebody else is an admission of unfaithfulness to ones beloved. – Russell Baker

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Age
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car
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Consider what kind of car you get. Buy cars and other products that have the least impact environmentally. – Al Gore

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car

I miss Saturday morning, rolling out of bed, not shaving, getting into my car with my girls, driving to the supermarket, squeezing the fruit, getting my car washed, taking walks. – Barack Obama

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car

Every little kid has always wanted to be a race car driver. This gets some of that out. – David Alan Grier

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car

I worked for this company that repossessed cars. Sure enough, the day after I quit, they repossessed my car, but that would probably be my strangest job to date. You have to work your way up to become a hardcore repo man. – Romany Malco

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car

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I try to give people a different way of looking at their surroundings. Thats art to me. – Maya Lin

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