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Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say tha

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. – Russell Baker

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When sudden death takes a president, opportunities for new beginnings flourish among the ambitious and the tensions among such people can be dramatic, as they were when President Kennedy was killed. – Russell Baker

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Death
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The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him. – Russell Baker

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Goals
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Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories — those that dont work, those that break down and those that get lost. – Russell Baker

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Things, Little Things
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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright

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A life can get knocked into a new orbit by a car crash, a lottery win or just a bleary-eyed consultant giving bad news in a calm voice. – David Mitchell

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car

Its a never ending battle of making your cars better and also trying to be better yourself. – Dale Earnhardt

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car

The same things weve done the past couple of seasons. Weve worked on the engine and clutch. Well try and pick up the performance and consistency of the car and go back out there. – Larry Dixon

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It is the chiefest point of happiness that a man is willing to be what he is. – Desiderius Erasmus

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Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I cant help but cry. I mean Id love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff. – Mariah Carey

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I think there is a break down of trust generally, between people and politicians. I think thats come about for a whole variety of reasons. – Theresa May

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The poet speaks to all men of that other life of theirs that they have smothered and forgotten. – Edith Sitwell

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