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Whats funny is my husband doesnt have any tattoos at all, so he mu

Whats funny is my husband doesnt have any tattoos at all, so he must be the very conservative one. – Ashley Scott

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We had our first earthquake over here recently. That was a bizarre feeling. I just became disoriented and I remember my dad freaking out. Nothing broke or anything. – Ashley Scott

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I was training more learning how to scuba dive which Id never done which was really, really, really cool. – Ashley Scott

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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. – Jimmy Durante

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Im kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more. – James Brown

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I really dont know what makes a comedian. I think its a family background and environment. Yet if you put the same ingredients in another person, he may never utter a funny line. – Bob Newhart

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I got a lot of support from my parents. Thats the one thing I always appreciated. They didnt tell me I was being stupid they told me I was being funny. – Jim Carrey

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