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And weve got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for t

And weve got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding. – Karl Pilkington

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To me, a cat is an easy pet, they dont need any spoiling or looking after. – Karl Pilkington

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To be honest, marriage doesnt scare me and that, its just once youve been together for so long, if you havent got any kids its just a big expensive day out for everyone else to enjoy, isnt it? – Karl Pilkington

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Id say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And theyre meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about. – Karl Pilkington

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It was only literally hours after the wedding when he felt he didnt have to keep up the facade. – Trisha Goddard

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The Wedding March has a bit of a death march in it. – Brian May

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