My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish. – Flip Wilson
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you dont get sick youre missing half the fun. – Flip Wilson
I think Mr. Wilson will have to be the rest of the way alone. – Flip Wilson
You cant expect to hit the jackpot if you dont put a few nickels in the machine. – Flip Wilson
We need a better way to talk about eating animals, a way that doesnt ignore or even just shruggingly accept things like habits, cravings, family and history but rather incorporates them into the conversation. The more they are allowed in, the more able we will be to follow our best instincts. – Jonathan Safran Foer