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Quote by Flip Wilson
My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform sc

My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish. – Flip Wilson

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Get well cards have become so humorous that if you dont get sick youre missing half the fun. – Flip Wilson

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