There are two kinds of light — the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. – James Thurber
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. – James Thurber

There are two kinds of light — the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. – James Thurber
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. – James Thurber
From one casual of mine he picked this sentence. After dinner, the men moved into the living room. I explained to the professor that this was Rosss way of giving the men time to push back their chairs and stand up. There must, as we know, be a comma after every move, made by men, on this earth. – James Thurber
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? – James Thurber
And we can celebrate when we have a government that has earned back the trust of the people it serves… when we have a government that honors our Constitution and stands up for the values that have made America, America: economic freedom, individual liberty, and personal responsibility. – John Boehner